I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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