Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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