It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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