Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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