You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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