My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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