I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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