This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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