Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
