Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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