It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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