i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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