They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I see more hoeing in ur future
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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