We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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