Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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