I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
ttyl tear gas
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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