Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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