there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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