At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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