I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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