Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm both gender and math confused
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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