Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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