She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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