Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Randomize
