I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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