But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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