make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.