well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"