I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
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I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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