your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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