But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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