How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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