he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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