Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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