she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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