it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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