pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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