And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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