are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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