remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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