im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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