Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
They are going to name an STD after you.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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