You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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