Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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