Tell her she can't have a vagina
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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