Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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