Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Randomize
