Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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