Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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