He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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