We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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