She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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