Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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