we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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