so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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