My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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