idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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